LIfe LIte!

This post is by a special guest blogger, our daughter Megan . . .

Ever feel like your life is just too full?  Like you've got too much on your plate and just need some relief?  Well, you’re not alone; millions share your plight!

But get this!  The good news is you can join legions of other people just like you who have found the solution.  That’s right!  We’re here to offer you a steaming cup of Life Lite – half the fat, half the calories, half the salt – and you’ll never notice they’re missing (unless you try Full Life… but don’t do that!)!

For half the price of Full Life you get:

-half the danger and half the exhilaration

-half the risk and half the gain

-half the sacrifice and half the value

-half the pain and half the joy

-half the battles and half the victories

-half the ugliness and half the beauty

-half the investments and half the dividends

-half the thuds and half the flying hopes

-half the failures and half the successes

-half the challenges and half the satisfaction

-half the life and all the physical death (We just can’t seem to find a way around full death yet… but trust us – we’re working on it!)

-half the good works and all the testing fire (We haven’t figured out how to cut that in half either… sorry!)

You get all this and less for just half the price of Full Life!

It’s a great deal!  

Stop in today to get your cup of Life Lite.

Or call 1-666-NOT-LIFE right now and we’ll half your order!

But hurry!  Offer ends soon!

[Disclaimer:  Full Life is not affiliated with Life Lite and does not endorse this product.  Limited warranty cannot guarantee full satisfaction.  Life Lite is not responsible for consumers’ full experience of regret, death, and trial by fire of half-hearted life work.  Life Lite does not guarantee that the level of benefits will reach expected one half levels or that danger, risk, sacrifice, etc., will not exceed half levels.]

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John 10:10

“The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy;

I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly.” 

--Jesus

Matthew 10:39

“He who has found his life will lose it,

and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it.”

--Jesus

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If you would like to read more from Megan, you can find her blog at www.mthegreatadventure.blogspot.com.